No Stud Fee Wanted

CHAPTER ONE
Now, pussy hunting in San Francisco is a lead-pipe cinch. In the first place it‘s a swinging town and available babes are about seven dollars a square yard, with fur or without. Sure, a guy may put out a buck or two for booze. Squishy broads may work better with their „joints“ oiled, and what is that to guys who‘re on the cunt hunt? An oiled broad merely folds up with a gentler push. Unless you‘re slightly nuts, as I discovered my friend Charlie was if only about pussy. I‘d guess that he preferred them – or it – in a state of confusion.
I am not sure I know what the precise definition of schizophrenic is but it always seemed to me that Charlie Helmson should be classified as such. I mean, there were two halves to Charlie‘s personality and you were sometimes several months being introduced to the second half. I worked with him for fourteen months during a rather hectic mapping program during which we established ground control for an aerial survey being conducted by the Melbourne Mining Corporation.